#this ask made my day

[facelessmime]

Can we please get some more fish Uzi, I love the design (and your art)

😀 I have never drawn anything faster in my life.

(thankyousomuchforaskingandimsothrilledyoulikeitenoughtodoso)

There is now a colored update!

[chamm0y]

pls tell more about microwave he’s so baby

!!! omg haiii (you gave me an excuse to draw more of him 🤭)

hes basically a wavewave fan child who transforms into a,, well,,, microwave :) all because this post that i still dont understand why im still getting notes from it HSHSHA

you can see all info of him here

listen i have never written or made an oc before but i thought why not, im so thankful for everyone that has drawn him!! love you lots 🫶🏻🫶🏻❤️❤️

[00fairylights00]

I hope this will be a healing message...... I keep thinking of making a high-humanity P laugh really hard 🥹 like doing or saying something he thinks is SO hilarious that he is literally on the floor, gasping for breath, unable to speak because he is genuinely dying with laughter.

Prolly would take some real tame shit to make him laugh like that too. Like a funny drawing.

I will keel over and die but in a happy, positive way. If you would allow me to add onto this though I’d like to think the higher the humanity the more his body reacts to touch, I think he’d be ticklish!

His head is in your lap, the usual resting place for him on sunny afternoons like this. The heat makes everyone sleepy and with Krat no longer under eminent threat P can finally just laze around and relax to his heart’s content.

The light turns his hair a chocolate brown as you run your fingers through it slowly, stopping every now and again to scratch at his scalp which earns you a happy hum and a beautiful, closed eye smile. Your other hand rests on the warm skin of his chest, visible through the opening in his shirt.

You can feel the steady beat of his heart under your palm, and the hand of his legion arm is laying on top of your own, squeezing every now and again to tell you that he’s not asleep, he promises he won’t fall asleep, he’s a liar but he’s happy and you don’t mind and he knows you don’t mind.

The heat is turning your mind syrupy but not enough that you don’t notice him flinch ever so slightly when the hand in his hair brushes against the length of his neck, his eyebrows furrow for only a moment but the idea is already in your head.

You only wish to test your theory.

As gently as you can you brush your fingers against his neck again, this time with far more intention. P jerks up, trying to escape your hold but you’re already one step ahead, having braced your arm across his front to trap him against you.

A beautiful sound falls from him, you can feel it through his back as much as you can hear it, he’s laughing! 

A proper, joyful, bordering on hysterical laugh. The sound was higher pitched than his talking voice, but was still rich and warm. You come to realise that this is the loudest he’s ever been, you don’t think you’ve ever heard P raise his voice. It’s nice to see him let loose, smiling big, broad and unabashedly.

With everything over and the state of his humanity clear, watching him navigate the ways he was taken advantage of was a careful thing. He’d become well acquainted with being angry and with being sad, so the moments when you could have him rolling on the floor, losing his mind over something silly was a blessing in every sense of the word.

You pushed him forward, the two of you wrestling against your bedsheets until you came out victorious. You sat straddled atop his stomach, digging your fingers into his neck as he squirmed and pleaded for mercy,

“Stop stop, I can’t breathe,” he laughed, throwing his head back and then pulling his chin toward his chest in hopes of trapping your hands.

You continued your assault of feather light touches, poking and prodding at other areas you thought might also be ticklish.

His chest, his armpits, his sides. It was the prod to his stomach that made him yell suddenly and almost throw you off of him entirely, as you tried to recover your balance he swept your wrists between one hand, breathing heavily as he tried to calm down.

“What… was that?” He asked breathlessly, smiling up at you dazedly.

“Tickling,” you hummed, also catching your breath.

“I thought I was gonna die,” he groaned dramatically, “do it again.”

“Catch your breath first,” you instructed, breaking your hands free of his grasp gently, “it’s nice to see you laughing, you deserve to be happy.”

His eyebrows turned upward as he soaked in your earnestness, a quiet thank you said with his eyes. His hands brushed against your outer thighs, you squirmed with a giggle and a mischievous smile took over his face.

“No,” you warned, “Pino don’t!”

He dug his fingers into your sides, copying your movements and making you squeal, he’d always been a quick learner.

[foxybouquet]

Foxyyyyy I have an Italian request! How would dear Copia say "Kiss me" to a gender neutral person, but he means it in the osculum obscenum kind of way? Thank you my dear!

So, osculum obscenum refers to kissing directly on the butthole (see video evidence of Copia doing this onstage to a goat plushie LOL) but if that’s what you’re asking, the phrase would be “baciami il buco,” or “bacia il mio buco” (but the first is more likely used). I suppose you could also say “baciami il culo,” but that’s more of an insult like “kiss my ass.”

“Baciami” (kiss me) is already gender-neutral, since it is a command-verb.

Hope this helps! ☺️

[iooiu]

OOOH TLTC UNCLE JELLO IS UP AGAINST PORTAL CHAOS RONIN IM KIND SCARED TO SEE HOW THIS IS GOING TO GO 😭 

his motto is "if it breathes i don't like it" and i sincerely hope ronin kicks his shins in

portal chaos belongs to @sheltered-uno whose ronin mikey i very much adore to bits and pieces and would literally kill for

[ellenchain]

Another random Hitman question. Since it was on sale, I bought a pack of Flutschfinger. Which ice cream does the Hitman fam prefer? Gelato, sandwiches, sorbet, cola ice?

First of all: Flutschfinger are such a strong childhood memory for me - I hope they were delicious!

And what a difficult question, because at first I can imagine everything with everyone. But on second thought, they might have different favourites …

47. He probably eats what you put in front of him when it counts. But if he's allowed to choose, he might have an ice cream sundae that he particularly likes. With lots of fruit on top or some chocolate. There is an ice cream parlour in Italy that serves just the right amount of cream and ice cream. I think he enjoys sitting outside in a café in the quiet hours of his life and having his espresso with a sundae.

Diana. In fact, I can imagine that she's not that much of an ice-cream fan. When it's very warm, she'll probably have a Magnum or go to a special ice cream parlour where they still make the ice cream themselves. But somehow she strikes me as more of an iced coffee type (European style with ice cream and not just ice cubes), should it come to a visit to an ice cream parlour.

Olivia. I can imagine that she likes all these cool ice cream types like Flutschfinger. Or ice pops in general. An ice cream sandwich for sure as well. She probably just loves ice cream in general and would get the craziest flavours. There's an ice cream parlour near me here where you can order currywurst or pizza ice cream. Or beer ice cream. Or schnitzel ice cream with cheese spaetzle ice cream. Olivia would eat it, for sure.

Lucas. In my headcanon, he has a weakness for sweet things. This includes ice cream, of course. But as he seems to be a bit of a cheapskate (he only spends money on useful things and not on luxuries), I can imagine him going to the nearest discount store and buying an XXL pack of some off-brand ice cream. This pack will last him a week at best. He only goes to the café or ice cream parlour when everyone else is dragging him along. And then he might order Spaghettieis.

But now I'm curious to know what you think!!

[quanblovk]

I gotta love your designs for The Mage Sisters! They are so cute and badass! Specially Flamberge, she gives me "I will kill your whole family and no one will know it was me" Vibes and I love it

YOOOOO IM SO FLATTERED! I too am proud of my Flamberge design. I saw the opportunity to guve her devil horns and well...now u have that design! Thanks for the kind words anon!!

[sumiiikitty]

seriously oda has only ever mentioned egypt as inspiration for alabasta, if he wanted to create a place resembling India he would have and he even mentioned that once, rurubu is NOT a reliable source as it literally has errors in it, people also using that one color spread of Nami and Vivi as proof when it has nothing to do with Alabasta and is just what it is, a color spread

THANK YOU ANON!!!

I don’t understand how hard it is to understand this. They’re not written by Oda, it’s just his name on it! People are using these data books over the manga which absolutely boggles my mind.

And the outfit…it takes one google search of “Egyptian belly dancing outfit” and it resembles the clothes Nami and Vivi are wearing. And even if they are wearing Indian clothing, like you said, it’s just a color spread. Oda has the straw hats playing sports or chess, does that mean it’s also linked to the current island that they’re in? No it’s just him drawing for fun.

Arabasta isn’t and never was an Egypt/India island. Oda 100% had Ancient and modern Egypt in mind when he was designing/writing out this arc. It’s all just being retconned right now, for God knows what reason.

[nickelwick]

I absolutely love shogun becoming so much its genuinely my favourite fic oat and every time i read a new chapter i cant help but wait for the next one (especially what's to come next in the next one omg i cant wait)

Oh my gosh my heart🥺 I can't believe it's your favorite fic ever! That's seriously a huge honor for me, thank you. As for the next chapter, oh boy, it's gonna be GOOD. It should be out sometime next week!

[holylulusworld]

Heyyyyyyyy!

Just wanted to drop into your inbox and tell you that I absolutely adore your account. Your fics are so perfectly fine and they always make my day.

Plus you’re such a great person and everyone around you can be happy to have you in their lives. Actually I just wanted to thank you for all your writing, for being nice and patient with others and just being a nice person on here.

So that’s it hehe. Hope you have an amazing day!🥺🩷

Thank you so much for your lovely and kind message. People like you make Tumblr a better place, and I'm glad that you're here too. 🥰🥰

I hope you're having an amazing day too.

[st33le]

What are some of your favorite Charles and Hawkeye moments?

OH HOHOHO!

You treat me, letting me talk about my otp like this.

Originally I would say, any time their on screen together. But that’s too broad and also not a fun answer.

I would have to say my favorite scenes of them are the scene of them caring for each other. More specifically the scenes after they get punched.

Not only are they physically caring for each other in these scenes but they’re caring emotionally. Each of them in their respective scenes has something personal and important to them damaged. In Hawkeye’s it’s his relationship with BJ. I could get into the parts about Bj in this scene but I’m going to focus on Charles. Charles (I’m his own kind of pompous way) helps out hawk in this scene and they way he did it I feel is a little intentional. Like BJ kinda shook hawkeye, so Charles acting, well you know like Charles, kind of helps to ground hawkeye again. It’s probably not what Hawkeye wanted to hear, but it’s what he needed. Grounding and normalcy. 

Same kinda goes for this scene. After Charles gets punched and his pride is damaged and we all know Charles pride means a lot to him lmao. Hawkeye knows not to pity Charles cause it would only hurt him more. But in the scene his tone is soft, more sensitive to what just happened. Charles doesn’t want to be coddled and hawk knows that but at the same time hawk cracks jokes to lighten the mood and also offers a solution.

These two scenes really kinda of show why I think they work together so well. They care for one another, they’re sensitive to each others emotions, and they know what that other needs to feel better. They would never admit it but they know each other very well. Not that I don’t think that would ever be cuddly mind you, but in those specific situations I just think that they did very well to comfort the other person in the way they needed.

Plus you know, caring physically for one another screams romance to me and I want to see more of it.

[sweatersinthesummer]

🦉Positivity owl reporting for duty! This was sent by a friend who wants you to smile as much as your posts make them smile. Please list five things that make you unique, four things you are super passionate about and why, OR three of your favorite memories. Feel free to send the owl to those who you feel deserve to smile🦉

This was so lovely to receive! 😭 Let me see what I can come up with…

Unique things are hard, but I’ll give five random things, how’s that?

1. I got my first tattoo at 19, then a few more over the next couple of decades, but in the past 3 years I’ve gotten 9. I love them. I guess as I get older, the less I care that they’ll be on my body forever, because that’s a lot less time now. Not to be morbid. 😂

2. I’ve had a personal blog (like one out on the internet) for 23 years. I post 1-2 times a month now. Notable because I still post on it.

3. I have children that are extraordinarily rare.

4. I love to sew. My favorite thing I’ve made is a wool coat. I love it. Oh, and a Schitt’s Creek quilt. 😀

5. I collect Starbucks mugs. (Can you tell I’m really grasping at straws now? I’m jet lagged, cut me some slack.)

[saviourkingslut]

Curry my guy you're literally the only dude's opinion that I respect in these Fire Emblem fuckability polls. I have to laugh so much everytime I see the choices, cast my vote, and then seeing ur tags and ALWAYS agreeing with u hahaha thank u for not drinking the twink kool-aid like the rest of them!!! We must continue to be the bulwark against the twink propaganda. Male characters who'd pound you through a concrete WALL supremacy forever and always actually. Thank u for coming to my TED talk hahaha

LMFAOOO out here with the elite warriors of fire emblem waifish twink haters. they're so Whatever to me. i need some guy to be able to tear me apart limb from limb with his bare hands or im not interested !! also an absolute fucking travesty that none of the dilfs ever make it through. when even duessel didn't make it i knew there's no hope left in this world

[monstersandmaw]

Goddamn Ghosti that whole bit with the ankle 😳 It’s like the Mr Darcy hand flex. I can read smut with a straight face but those little moments make me blush, so keen for more 💕

You spoil me, sweet anon, thank you so much.

I just loved the idea of Locryn's massive, powerful hand closing around her ankle in the stirrup and just lingering there while he looked up at her, the saviour of the man he adores... Of course, it is the 1780s, and such behaviour is considered terribly forward, but Locryn is the kind of man who's not shy about going about the things he wants...

I've got more of that sort of thing coming too, just you wait. The end of chapter six had me blushing writing it, and there's not a hint of smut in that chapter either.

[littlesiren79]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!! if you've received this, it means that somebody out there thinks that you are a really beautiful person, inside and out! hope this brings a smile to your face and brightens your day <3

Aw thanks man

[iooiu]

what does uncle jello think of totpocolypse mikey. a literal baby in the @rottmntpeepawpolls. will he hug him? surrender? is he really Like That enough to fight a toddler?